Sunday, August 3, 2008

Welcome to a world without rules...well, almost...

Hello, companions in the blogosphere!! Welcome to my world!! I would like to say that I have started The Shallow Point for the benefit of my fellow human beings. I would also like to say that this blog will provide each and every one of you with deep, meaningful insights into important and crucial issues concerning our world in the 21st century.

However, as much as I would like to say this, it would be a complete and utter lie.

So, to all the people who want to read about important and meaningful stuff like the n-deal, global warming, rainforest depletion, drug peddling and whether Carla Bruni has actually married Sarkozy under a heavy influence of narcotics, I would just like to say sodof..and get your kicks sumwhere else. Actually, hang on a second, all those people who DO want a debate on the Carla Bruni issue can stay.

The title of my blog says it all. I am shallow. I am as shallow as a particularly shallow puddle on a pothole riddled Mumbai street. In fact, I can only be compared to a puddle that is so shallow that a single guppy (a really small fish for those who dont know) would be starved for oxygen within that selfsame puddle. So my viewpoint is going to be the shallowest viewpoint in the history of, well, shallow viewpoints. You get the number of times I'm repeating the word 'shallow' here?

This blog, as I have probably mentioned before, has not been started for anyone's benefit. I have started this cause I'm bored out of my (rather large) skull. So I'm gonna write on whatever crap I have on my mind that day. Do not belive in my promises. If i begin a review on The Dark Knight one day, leave it unfinished and promise to complete it the next day...there's a 99.9% chance that I'll just start off the next day with a 200-word post commenting on the utter awfulness of Katrina Kaif's Christmas Streamer dress in a song from Race (Zara Zara for whoever actually wants to see this dress).

Hopefully I've scared most of you 'serious' bloggers away by now. I'll be back with posts for those who actually care...or I should say, don't....soon. Till then, fellow humans....try being a bit shallow instead of your usual insightful selves....it's addictive!!

Au revoir....

1 comment:

Japinder said...

Egomaniac !! tho i agree ur shallowness is addictive !!